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Penguin: Ezekiel 25:17: The motherfucking path of the goddamn righteous man is beset on all cocksucking sides by the inequities of the selfish and the suckiness of the greedy and the mediocrity of the brown-nosers and the tyranny of evil men. Penguin: Holy shit Penguin: Blessed is the motherfucker who, in the name of charity and good will and rad tattoos and shit, shepherds the weak-ass through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and also my sister's and a few other people's besides and the finder of lost teen beauty pageant contestants. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger and super pissiness and ultra violence and mega pain and shit those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. Penguin: This bible-humping dipshit is actually quoting Pulp Fiction like it's scripture. Penguin: And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. Penguin: It's not vengeance if you attack first

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Matthew 5:9: Blessed are the peacemakers, muthafucka.

It's kind of insanely unbelievable but Pete Hegseth did literally quote Pulp Fiction as if it were Holy Writ. Which I guess it is to a certain type of film nerd. I suppose we can expect the Secretary of War to drop bombs on the Criterion Closet next.