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Fisher: Let me get this straight: Trump says Biden was executed in 2020 and replaced by a robot. Raccoon: Uh huh. Fisher: And this robot was so senile that legislation and executive orders were all signed via autopen. Raccoon: And the robot developed prostate cancer which was kept secret from the American people. Fisher: Damn, the Democrats are CRAZY! Raccoon: Frickin' lizard people, am I right?

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I guess if you want to be pedantic, Trump didn't actually claim that Biden was executed and replaced by a robot (or possibly a clone), he just amplified that claim by rewteeting it on his bespoke grievance machine. Obviously this is intended as a joke, unless it isn't, in which case it definitely is, because no way is it not.

The American right wing is perennially in the position of a husband trying to see if his wife would be willing to try a threesome with his administrative assistant. "Ha ha, I was joking. Unless you think you might want to? But no, ha ha, it's funny, right? Although it could be fun. Ha ha, no, I don't mean it. But do you think you might?"